Reasons why being late isnt my fault

Ok so i was 25 mintues late
but it isnt totally my fault
here are 10 reasons why


1 ) Kent didnt call me earlier
2 ) I was sleeping
3 ) 859 goes longer
4 ) I didnt wobble there
5 ) I had to water my plants
6 ) King Kong is just too hot
7 ) The show shld have been released 2 or 3 days earlier
8 ) Kent shld have arrange to meet up earlier so that even with i was late i still be there at 7 45
9 ) The shows is probably fully booked anyway
10) We shld have gone to a better cinema

so after saying that i conclude that it was all kent's fault and that i have nothing to do with it